Changing little miss one day with Jnr Madhouse sitting next to me.
Distressed look on Jnr's face
Mummy, mummy oh no sissy is broken
what do you mean sissy is broken
mummy sissy is broken look mummy sissy is broken.
I dont understant mate, why is sissy broken?
She has no penis mum! MUMMY FIX HER.
I think we need more work on our anatomy lessons.